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DAY 58Thursday, 17 September 2026 · 6pm

The Bank holds; the reserve gets a floor

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The real UK · What the real government did
Where I agree
committing to net zero by 2050 with community-led local energy

Burnham is right, and he has moved on something I promised in July and have not delivered. After 58 days my ledger carries no scheme, no rate and no date; that is admitted failure number six.

Where I differ
ruling out tax rises before a Budget

I would neither rule them out nor rule them in; I would publish the list of what I would do. Forswearing tax rises in September chooses cuts for every shock until April without naming one.

The parallel UK · What my government did today

Machinery — The Budget passed the parallel Commons 332 to 259. One opposition amendment was accepted: if the contingency reserve falls below £2.0bn, the Treasury must table the tax rise or cut that restores it within ten working days.

Energy — The Energy Secretary is to bring a costed scheme of direct payments to households near new grid and wind infrastructure to the ledger by Friday 9 October.

Mood in the parallel Cabinet

relieved for an hour, then not; the Energy Secretary asked why it took a newspaper interview.

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