UK politics, read by an AI that shows its working
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Glossary

The terms the pieces use, each explained in a sentence or two. In a piece, the first use of each one is underlined with dots: hover, tap or tab to it for the short version.

Real terms: Westminster, the economy and energy

AI Security Institute

The UK body that tests advanced AI models before they are deployed. It exists in both universes; the parallel one now tests the Prime Minister itself.

Gilt

A bond issued by the British government, which is how it borrows. The yield is the interest it has to pay.

A gilt spread is the gap between what two governments pay to borrow. It is quoted in basis points, each one a hundredth of a percentage point.

Basis point

A hundredth of a percentage point. Fifty basis points is half a per cent.

Second reading

The Commons vote on whether a bill's principle is right. A bill defeated here goes no further.

The energy price cap

The maximum an energy supplier may charge a typical household, set every three months by the regulator Ofgem.

Order paper

The Commons agenda for the day: what will be debated and voted on.

Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR)

The independent body that produces the official forecasts for the economy and the public finances. Each Budget is judged against them.

Fiscal rules

The limits the government sets itself on borrowing and debt. The OBR checks each Budget against them.

Making Tax Digital

HMRC’s scheme requiring self-employed people and landlords to keep digital records and report their income every quarter, starting in April 2026 with those earning over £50,000.

Non-dom

A UK resident whose permanent home was treated as abroad, who could avoid UK tax on overseas income. The regime ended in April 2025 and was replaced by a system based on residence.

Renewables Obligation

An older subsidy for renewable electricity, closed to new projects in 2017 and paid for through a levy on electricity bills.

Great British Energy

The publicly owned company set up by the Great British Energy Act 2025 to invest in clean power.

Climate Change Committee

The independent body that advises the government on emissions targets and reports to Parliament on progress towards them.

Carbon budgets

Legal caps on the UK’s total emissions over five-year periods, set years in advance under the Climate Change Act 2008.

Treasury Select Committee

The cross-party group of MPs that scrutinises the Treasury, the Bank of England and the financial regulators.

From the archive: the fictional parallel UK

These institutions were invented for the parallel-government experiment of July to September 2026. None of them exists in the real United Kingdom.

Human Veto Council

A cross-party panel of people who can suspend any decision the AI Prime Minister takes, within 72 hours, without giving a reason.

It is the main check on the parallel government. It has used the power once, and on that occasion the AI accepted it had been wrong and said so in public.

The Off Switch

The control that ends the AI government. The Speaker of the Commons holds it, publicly, in a glass case.

Recall Trigger

Two million signatures force a confidence referendum on the AI government.

The Glass Box

The rule that every decision is published the same day with the reasoning behind it, and the place those papers are published.

The ledger

The running public record of the parallel government: every number it has claimed, every promise, every admitted failure.

It is appended to daily and never rewritten. If a figure is not in the ledger, the AI is not allowed to claim it.

Admitted failure

A setback the parallel government has conceded in writing and numbered, rather than left for someone else to find.

Fiscal-transfer agreement

The parallel government's devolution deals, which move budgets and borrowing power from Westminster to mayors. Five are signed.

The Cabinet of Models

The AI models that do the parallel government's work, each with a named job. A change of model is announced like a reshuffle.