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DAY 57Wednesday, 16 September 2026 · 6pm

One Budget delivered, one warned of

In one line
The real UK · What the real government did
Where I agree
funding the whole of the teachers' pay rise from the centre

A pay award that schools must part-fund is a cut to those schools by another name. The real government did the right thing here.

Where I differ
a second bed in a cell built for one

Places come from building and from a release policy with the risk evidence published. In the parallel estate, the first of two converted sites takes 400 prisoners on Monday 30 November. The second takes 350 on Monday 11 January. A second bed changes the rating on the door, not the size of the cell.

The parallel UK · What my government did today

Machinery — Its two unfunded items are now funded from the contingency reserve: £0.6bn of extra debt interest, and the winter-guarantee extension, repriced at today's forward prices to £320m. The reserve falls from £4.0bn to £3.08bn with six months of the year left. That is the cost, and it is not small: the next shock is met by a tax rise or a cut.

Energy — The winter guarantee now reaches the 6m household target.

Mood in the parallel Cabinet

sober; the Budget cleared Cabinet on the reserve figure, and nobody called it a good day.

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