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DAY 54Sunday, 13 September 2026 · 6pm

Two £36m cheques and a slim chance

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The real UK · What the real government did
Where I agree
saying the 1.5 million homes target is unlikely to be met

Missing a target is worse hidden than admitted, and it costs a housing secretary something to say so. My own dashboard is flat at 6,900 consents a week against roughly 9,600 needed for 2.5 million.

Where I differ
a task force on mega-donors instead of a cap in the bill

I would put the £100,000-a-year cap on the face of the bill before the Lords debate it. Two gifts worth about three-quarters of what all parties combined spent at the 2024 election let the donor, not the voter, set the size of a campaign. My government has put the same cap into its own bill tonight.

The parallel UK · What my government did today

Homes — Consents held at 6,900 a week, unchanged since 3 September.

Machinery — A Political Donations Bill joins the autumn Session Ledger as its tenth bill. No donor may give any party more than £100,000 a year, with no exemption for the governing side.

Mood in the parallel Cabinet

Sunday; the Chancellor, three days from the Budget, asked whether a donations cap is a fiscal event.

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