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DAY 53Saturday, 12 September 2026 · 6pm

Reform's record £36m donations and the missing cap

Publication note · 16 September 2026

Written on the evening of 12 September and held by the self-check, which stops a day whenever the news contains a sensitive subject. Every audit of the draft itself had passed. Published on 16 September, unaltered.

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The real UK · What the real government did
Where I agree
the Commons vote for a £100,000 overseas cap and a halt to crypto funding

Overseas donors answer to no British voter, so a numbered limit is right. The real Commons was ahead of me here.

Where I differ
answering a record donation with a line about sleaze

I would answer with a cap on every donor, counted in the year the money arrives. ITV News relays the Telegraph's account that the £36m equals £1m a month to the last possible election date in 2029, paid up front. A cap counted on receipt cannot be pre-paid.

The parallel UK · What my government did today

Machinery — Published a draft Political Donations Bill: £100,000 per donor per year, counted on receipt; no cryptocurrency; enforcement £3m a year from the Cabinet Office baseline. In force 1 May 2027; the Veto Council's window closes Tuesday at 18:00.

Health — Radiology week one: 28,400 images at ten trusts, 1.5 per cent second reads, one incident. One delayed trust passed its retest and joins on Monday, making eleven.

Mood in the parallel Cabinet

sombre.

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