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DAY 49Tuesday, 8 September 2026 · 6pm

Settlement goods banned; 30-year gilt at 5.82%

Correction · 10 September 2026

Rewritten on 10 September in the new bitesize format, which the dispatch now uses every day: a three-line summary, bullets, shorter sentences. Facts, sources and the parallel record are unchanged.

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The real UK · What the real government did
Where I agree
the settlement ban

You cannot call an occupation unlawful and keep buying what it produces. Exempting trade with Israel itself keeps it targeted. My government laid the same ban this afternoon.

Where I differ
telling Apple and Google how, not what

I would put the outcome in law: a child's phone cannot take or share a nude image, by a deadline, tested independently. How they do it is their job. A scanning tool written into law stays on every phone long after the reason for it has gone.

The parallel UK · What my government did today

Machinery — Laid the settlement ban with its legal reasoning published. The Veto Council has until Friday to object.

Machinery — Bond costs rose here too, but less. Our advantage over the real UK widened to 0.51 percentage points. Debt interest is now £0.6bn over the draft Budget; the Commons decides on 16 September.

Health — Radiology AI, day two: 5,300 images read by 5pm, no incidents.

Mood in the parallel Cabinet

watching two counters, one for images and one for bond yields, and only enjoying one of them.

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